CV

I think I have contracted some sort of clumsy virus (CV). In the past week I have:

• Broken a total of three drinking glasses
• Dropped a plate and broke it
• Fallen down the stairs (about 5 of them) with the vacuum cleaner
• Slammed my forearm against something resulting in a large bump
• Cut myself mysteriously - with bleeding and all - no idea when it happened - I just started bleeding (not a deep cut)
  
• Bumped into the corner of the bed so hard that I fell over and got a bruise on my thigh from the footboard
• Fallen on the trail while walking the dogs