Dear Jackass at Baggage Claim,
When I arrived at the baggage claim carousel before everyone else, I kindly left a gap between me and the carousel to allow those behind me, the slower people like yourself, room to step up and retrieve your bag should you see it pass by on the carousel. I did not leave that space so you can squeeze your fat ass and your mom and dad's into it, thereby not allowing me (first there) any room to see, let alone retrieve, my bag. You probably cut into the large space people leave between them and the car they're following while doing this little thing called "defensive driving," too! Space is good. It is your friend. Stop squeezing - you're going to get stuck one of these days.
Warmest Regards,
Megan
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