Moo's Mores: #1 - 5

A new installment here on Casa de TiVo: social rules that are of the utmost importance should I ever become supreme ruler of the world.

1. All pictures in magazines and newspapers and on the Internet must be clearly marked as "Not Real" if any airbrushing or photo manipulation takes place on it.
   
2. All pictures of women with breast implants must be labeled to indicate the woman has breast implants (unless they were a result of breast cancer or some other legitimate medical condition).
   
3. A single standard for the size of women's clothing shall be established and followed by all retailers. A size 6 in one store will be the same as a size 6 in another store. No vanity sizing to increase sales and trick women into thinking they haven't gained 20 lbs.
   
4. Everyone must have a TiVo and love it. Anyone with a DVR that is not a TiVo is not allowed to say they are "TiVoing" it and must complete a course to understand why TiVo is much better than its competitors.
   
5. Littering is an offense punishable by caning ... those Singaporean's have this one right. Not sure they definitely cane people who litter, but it really is an inexcusable offense, so I support it in this situation.